星期三, 11月 19, 2008

徵友廣告

我有一位友人,絕望地尋覓真愛。

據說,他想找願意跟他結婚生子的女人,而他保證會努力賺錢養老婆。

以下是他的CV (由他自己提供):
  • 1.8M
  • 70Kg
  • IT company Executive Director
  • MBA, FHKIoD
  • fashionable, artistic & professional
  • Smoke and Drink.... but not playboy
  • looking for long term life partner
  • romantic type.... but sometimes very trouble
  • not boring .... but too exciting sometimes
  • sometimes unstable..... but many surprise
  • love travel with g/f ..... but i also travel for work and let g/f alone too
  • any girl looking for GUY above terms
  • PLEASE CALL 6xxx xxx8
  • EMAIL kxxxxxx@kxxxxxx.com
註:他有一輛剛撞至total lost的Jaguar

55 則留言:

  1. Hi Elaine, really enjoy your posts.
    A little while back you mentioned in one of your posts that you use a real expensive shampoo for preventing hair loss. Could you tell me the name of the shampoo and how effective it is to stop your hair loss. Thanks.
    Fridaygurl

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  2. i think he is looking for some model type girlfriend who feels ok to give birth

    otherwise a 'normal' guy with positive 'CV' like him shouldn't remain single in a society with overwhelming number of girls

    - M

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  3. 大把女仆到去啦.

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  4. 佢咁0既條件應該唔洗咁搵女友呀?
    佢係咪樣貌/外型唔夠好?

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  5. 冇義氣

    又唔見你幫下我喎

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  6. what's his horoscope sign? haha

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  7. 不要跟我說妳尋晚半夜來電號稱"十萬火急"的事是這個...

    btw, 好鍾意佢個"long term life partner"字眼, 夠現實.
    雖則仔細條件中竟沒提及更加現實的--外表.

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  8. as a responsible employer, please kindly state the reason of currrent redundancy and also list past experiences and reasons of leaving.

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  9. 很厲害的CV,但佢有其他負資產嗎? 除了果架jaguar.....

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  10. as a responsible employer, please kindly state the reason of currrent redundancy and also list past experiences and reasons of leaving.

    <---this is a very reasonable question, please answer.

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  11. 這些都是他嘗試吸引女孩子的條件,但他不是想結婚生子嗎?如要自評,那他會好好花時間照顧/教育小朋友嗎?

    我想,跟另一個人廝守一生,還要看對方對家庭+朋友+生活的看法,還有對很多事的價值觀如何。與其列出條件由別人選擇,不如請你的朋友多了解自己吧。例如:合適對象出現時,他會否考慮不這麼troublesome,或者stable一點呢?

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  12. 我報名呀!

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  13. 點都好, 留左名先。

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  14. 看到這個post 很有趣。

    大家看到如此「強」的cv,其實都會諗,點解個男仔會搵唔到女朋友?

    男仔,其實有份工、無不良嗜好(食煙飲酒唔算啦,佢都好坦白話自己唔係playboy),既然想搵女朋友,又唔會搵唔到既……

    個人認為,淨係180cm 同70kg 已經無問題。男生的話,樣貌,反而係次要的了。所以,小瓶子所說的:「大把女仆到去啦.」同意。(舉手)

    最近看到一個類似的case,又是類近的人,閒談之間,發現其實他(我朋友)所說的簡單,其實事實並非如此。例如:他只是想有個人有空關心一下(他要的關心真的是得閒搖個鈴就ok)但是,關心他的時候又設定了諸多限制讓人摸不著頭腦。有點難纏的矛盾和煩惱。(呃,的確是這樣嘛,FYI)

    還有就是,assumption 通常會set 得ok 高……(?)其實Life long partner,要包括好多野,不是等價就能交換的。

    what's his horoscope sign? haha
    呢個,我想知。最好有埋生日日期~純粹八卦。

    路過的。

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  15. 份 CV 好似好吸引( 如果是真實的話 ),根據香港標準來講,睇落照道理應該無理由無女朋友,而係應該大把女,多到揀唔晒,仲慘過街市揀雞蛋,係咪?


    不過,唔好話我講得衰,呢種 CV,高不成,低不就,何解?

    1. 好似好有事業但又唔係真正有$$$:一般女仔唔敢太奢望,但大家閏秀、事業女強人又覺得「我身邊大把呢類人啦!」

    2. 好似好好學歷,但大企業裁員時,通常呢類死先,三更窮五更富。


    3. Fat 唇able,咁又點,又唔係做男 Model ,今時今日,衣著 Professional Look,唔係無用,但已經唔係賣點。

    4. romantic type:死得啦,普通女仔又領略唔到,名媛又覺得你低水平,romantic 不及人家一個世叔 Uncle 人際關系。

    5. sometimes unstable..... but many surprise: 拜拜啦,呢種 feel 唔 work 喇,拍電視劇咩。(劇集都唔興呢隻啦 )


    普通女仔,佢亦唔會睇得上眼,但出身高貴的,呢類人身邊多的是,睇都嫌費事。

    PS : 佢份 CV 唔係好犀利嗟,Ha hahaha..睇真啲就知喇。

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  16. If he is that great, as his good friend, you should have already taken him lar...

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  17. 奇怪!?! 食煙飲酒點會唔算係不良嗜好?!?! 「嫖賭飲蕩吹」中,煙&酒已經自動歸類啦!!

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  18. Elaine...

    It sounds to me that your friend needs someone who love him a lot more than he does...those "犯賤" type of girls..who would still love him no matter how unstable, how troublesome he is. But a girl like that usually he "睇唔上眼"... he might also "發個女仔脾氣"。 For this type of guy... his gf would be very lonely and need to "受好多氣"。

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  19. 根本就係魔鬼在細節中.
    'looking for long term life partner'者,
    菲傭又係long term life partner;
    而在你冇錢果陣, 社署都係一個好好的long term life partner.
    至於呢三句:
    romantic type.... but sometimes very trouble
    not boring .... but too exciting sometimes
    sometimes unstable..... but many surprise
    駛乜打咁多, 直接打"ego"咪算囉~

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  20. 咁我就覺得有啲 Stereotype喇。
    smoke and drink but not playboy.

    食煙同playboy 無關系,飲酒呢,少飲係興趣,狂飲係酒徒,都同 playboy 無乜關系。

    駛乜特登要標明 smoke and drink 自己又唔係 playboy ?

    等如有個男人,性格文靜,做電腦的,好喜歡電腦,成日用電腦,咁佢又會唔會 Stereotype 為( 電車男 )?因為佢比較文靜,又時常對住電腦,又唔會唔歸類為 ( 電腦 AV 色情狂、自閉 )?

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  21. it is very interesting to see that there are two very distinctive and contradictory point of views presented here. This is no doubt an intriguing post with a lot of areas to debate in, such as the credential, truthfulness, and undisclosed secrets which the candidate may or may not possess.

    Let's forget about "if" the cv is true or false or what are the hidden meanings behind each strength described by the candidate, for this alone can lead to massive eternal debate. For me I am intrigued by the level of response this has generated and try to understand how people react when they see something good in the market.

    Being a guy myself, this cv certainly does jump out of the page. It is an irony that although people want to meet the perfect someone, but when the moment comes, the cynical self comes in and doubts that luck is on their side. The greatest motto in life is: "Just ask for what you want", he did his part, will you? What if luck is really on your side?

    -Responsible employer bomb

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  22. 99% 話自己fashionable 同 artistic 既人都唔方fashionable 同 artistic 得去邊, 而且應該好難頂下

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  23. tina剛失戀.就佢啦

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  24. 有回音喎@@"
    (英文耶~犀利)

    查字典@@"~ (翻呀翻呀翻呀)

    小哥你不要不開心啦,總會有人懂的欣賞的~

    對了,你是哪個星座的?(鍥而不捨啊)

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  25. i am not him = )

    - bomb

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  26. I think he needs to check his grammars before posting his 'CV' lol

    P.S. I love your blog, keep it up ^^

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  27. 呢位仁兄嘅英文有啲怪怪哋。。

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  28. 都幾好WOR *0*
    但係英文唔夠好啦我諗?

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  29. 紅代臨啦!一定白頭到老,佢係畸保話想搵partner結婚,但乘醒又忙住玩360舞台!

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  30. 我個人感覺有很多香港女性誤會了一些 3x 單身優質男, 其實他們都是平易近人的。並不是一定持有我是高高的港式特有白鴿眼, 讓女友受氣的。(您可能看太多電視或未遇到真正優男吧!)
    為何仍單身呢 ? 可能時間不對, 無機遇, 無感覺, 當初為事業拼搏而已; 絕不一定是男方有問題的。

    謝謝!

    無謂人

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  31. 優質男? =) 我識嗰D...唔會sometimes unstable/ sometimes very trouble / smoke and drink..有D出入wo...
    smoke and drink? 其實佢會唔會介意自己女友都係煙民? 通常唔食煙嘅女仔都唔會鐘意錫煙灰缸。 =)

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  32. 讓人無言....
    已經係 ED 又係所謂既MBA 又係什麼倒屎學會member,成熟 D 啦。渣車可以 total,真係好有壓力、好唔stable、時時有surprise。

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  33. Hi!

    I think I may available for your friend

    Nice to meet you, I just browse your blog and stop to say hello

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  34. 嘩!這裏好熱鬧呀!
    Elaine問下你個friend如果果女子係....
    都算靚女.....(但不是絕色)
    身材OK.......(差過Dita Von Teese)
    有學識........(但不是博士)
    好職業........(仲喜歡貼仔)
    唔煙唔酒......(但好喜歡吸二手煙)
    仲有家底......(爸爸好喜歡助人創業)
    有輛名車......(仍在紙紮鋪.....)
    無不良嗜好....(只愛吹水......)
    照睇...我和他也是同一類人, 應該很夾....

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  35. the answers do not necessarily have to be spell(sp?) out.

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  36. From all your response, it is crystal clear that many HK girls are just sooo typical: stereotypical, lack of confidence, hype-suspicious and full of inferiority- how could you make such judgement without even meeting the person!!! Only "Dubwoman" responded positively. I am sure she'll have good chance to get herself a quality b/f while many of her counterparts upgrade themselves to spinsters... Well deserved.

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  37. hi~ 做左你個blog 0既CDR都好一陣子..

    想問下你呢位朋友有無0的甚麼contact method? like msn之類...

    thanks~ ^^

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  38. 其實以他的條件應該很易找女朋友,只怕難合他的眼縁及年齡,香港有很多大長金啊

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  39. 我報名呀!!

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  40. ok la,當識多個朋友. 如何contact?

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  41. 報名~一個不愛化妝只穿自己喜歡衣服2x歲女生~點contact?

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  42. HI Elaine,

    Seems so interesting, may be we can make a frd first, pls give me his contact la.

    J

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  43. 他名叫kenneth ma?
    要找一個long term life partner是很難的,要right time,right person, 我也在等呢,cheer up!
    共勉之
    yours
    j

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  44. Your friend has a "perfect" CV. Would he interested in a long distance relation? Like someone in Canada?

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  45. 咁講啦.........

    你朋友條件咁好,大家怕係騙局.

    所以先問d星座呀,邊度畢業,屋企住邊呢d無聊問題,方便第時對口供尋出破綻.

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  47. True love is not basing on any conditional requirements... ppl juz love to add so many terms n conditions for relationships...very typical hong kong gals... finding a bf or husband to them is like finding a job... guyz also like dat... they list out hell lot of reuqirements like what type of gals they're looking for n stuffz like dat... in fact they never consider their quialities ain't soo good tho... haha...sighhh what a world now!!!

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  48. 一向都有睇開你係蘋果日報既專欄, 鍾意睇你寫既野, 近日比我亂打亂撞黎到你既blog, 睇睇下先知道原來同蘋果既Elaine係同一個人, 真係有緣......

    仲比我睇到依篇blog tim......
    我諗你個男性朋友係浪漫既話, 應該會相信緣份, 希望有機會識到佢丫, 唔知有咩聯絡方法呢?

    by 同樣尋找真愛的中女

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  49. Interesting!

    why not give me a chance, I am glad to be friend with you. How do I contact with you?

    Betty

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  50. hey ~ i'm interested in meeting your friend ... how do i contact him ??? hehe ...

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  51. how to conteact him?

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  52. 好好條件咁喎
    可惜佢唔係基佬
    哈哈哈哈

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  53. he seems like alot of fun:) I am interested haha

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  54. haha,i was jus browsing ur blog randomly and saw this ad.
    This is reli interesting and the listed qualifications sound reli attractive but when I read the P.S.他有一輛剛撞至total lost的Jaguar,I realized tht u are actually talking abt my frd kxn sxxn. the world is reli reli small,esp the world of LKF.i often see him in Beijing n Billion ....haha
    anyway,nice to meet u here,elaine,i enjoy reading ur blog.

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  55. Hi Elaine,
    I enjoy reading your blog very much! Add oil!! You are really nice to your frds as well... Jealous them to hv you such a warm heart frd... none of my frds wrote me a CV.... sigh!
    Anyway, wish you and your frd all the best in the year of Ox and hope him find his miss right soon!

    Chanel N.

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