星期五, 11月 24, 2006

「點解做空姐?」之伸延性問題「想做幾耐?」

承蒙公司對本人之厚愛,o係我半年port o左廿幾日 sick leave,CPP低無可低,因為表現失準態度輕佻私生活唔檢點既謠傳,一次又一次俾媽媽生召見既情況下,依然順利通過試用期,令一眾友人大跌眼鏡。

好啦!另一個問題o黎啦。朋友開始問:「你想做幾耐?」。一條俾人問o左不下於十次既問題,我個表情,依舊係過膠咁樣呆o左。我唔係詞窮,而係個腦根本一片空白。我唔係一個唔諗將來既人,但到o左宜家,我只係覺得,呢個世界,太多uncertainity。

曾幾何時,我以為自己一生一世做個好社工,將d邊青執返o黎,用愛去感化佢地。到最後,去clubbing時我望住鏡裡面既自己,決定以後唔會再帶張註冊社工證出街。

早兩晚食緊大閘蟹既時候,我又俾同學問我同一個問題。今次,我打算好好地問自己,到底我想做幾耐...

作為一個冇咩大志,盲字唔識多隻,學歷普通又討厭辦公室政治既女子,空姐似乎真係一份最適合我既職業。

1. 每個月起碼有15日假放。
2. 可以請好多病假。因為有病,真係唔可以返呢份工。
3. 放工就係放工,冇o野需要拎返屋企OT。
4. 返工可以唔帶腦。
5. 進行環球性shopping、dining、clubbing活動。
6. 無論個同事幾討厭,最多只需要對住佢30個鐘,然後永不相見。
7. 可以將日常生活頹廢靡爛,歸咎於工作性質同jet lag。
8. 人返工我行街,原來銅鑼灣係好闊好大既。
9. 身邊會突然多o左d男人,對我有fantasy。
10. 會變得靚o左,因為扮靚係職業需要。
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其實,我最想做既... 係一個師奶。

14 則留言:

  1. Hi Elaine,

    I have read your blog for a while and just want to say hi.

    You always mentioned that you want to be a wife/師奶 and I wondered whether getting married can change your life completely.

    I got married two years ago and I can be called a 師奶. I have a loving husband but my life still goes on. I still need to work, further my education, looking for career advancement but at the same time, I need to take care of my family. I also don't have as much as freedom as I am single, not to mention no more clubbing or flirting with guys.

    I think the best way is to enjoy every moment of your life and have no regret about it. Being married is just another stage of your life and we all sure that you will find your loved one eventually.

    Take care,
    Rosanna

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  2. 新相唔錯!

    聽講 d 彊屍最鐘意從後撲上一啖咬落靚女條粉頸, 小心。

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  3. 其實有為數不少的香港女仔都喜歡做師奶的.

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  4. The inner space12:45 下午

    容我fine tune 一 o下, 應該說“一個衣食無憂的師奶”。

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  5. 您那朋友問得好"中":若然您去到"法定"空姐退休年齡----40?的話, 有無考慮轉行呢(阿思覺得您唔似盲字唔識多隻和學歷普通的人?)?

    做師奶都唔易做, 您都驚長期飯票都有變心的時候, 您都驚自己真係做"黃面婆", 您都驚去到街市會為慳一個幾毫同檔主吵起來, 仲有見到得閒無野做的師奶會在茶檔講人是非或者叫您竹戰八十多回的話, 您會享受還是討厭呢?

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  6. I just read your blog anf want to ask something about being an airhostess. Hope you dont mind.

    I am an 18-year-old officelady and always want to change my job, thinking that this job is so boring for me. My father and some of my friends suggested me to be an airhostess or a policewoman. In this way, my job wont be boring anymore and I even earn more. But my english is not so good at all, especially oral english. Besides, I dont even ride on an aeroplane before. But after reading your blog, it seems that the job isnt as hard as I think. Do you think I should try applying this job?

    Hope I am not disturbing you.
    Waiting for your reply. Thank you anyway.

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  7. Carol,

    Recommended podcast :
    http://cmmpodcast.mysinablog.com/index.php?op=Default&postCategoryId=31867

    - 做空中小姐及空中小爺的前途是怎樣?人老了,是否就要退下來?
    - 面試必殺技
    ...

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  8. 師奶唔易做啊! 可能比你現在更辛苦,更無自由,更乏味,更多煩惱。到時你一定會懷念現在的日子。

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  9. Elaine,

    你張新相好索呀 ~

    人狠洛克 :)

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  10. 哈!我有個朋友剛剛同妳相反,做緊空姐,卻進修想做番社工....不過佢已經兼職做緊師奶:-P

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  11. 未有男友, 渴望男友; 己有男友, 渴望更多追求...
    想結婚就仿如在渴望的階段, 結婚亦只是向同輩證明"我有市場";
    離婚更可證明我有過去, 有qualified的人生閱?...(只是遇人不淑...)

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  12. 學霖山莊你咁了解有些女人的想法0既!?
    我咪有咁o既心態好唔正確呀?
    我有時?度唸,
    當第時自己三十到尾..四十幾歲?未 '駕' 得出, 我會覺得好瘀疲, 好似賣 '靜謝' 冇人要咁, 作為男仕們的你們,如o果女子老了仍然單身,你會覺得佢有問題嗎...
    我知我有咁o既唸法實比人話..唉.....

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  13. hi,第一次留言,希望妳唔好介意我呢個老粗響度亂講野。

    我身邊都有d空姐朋友,做左兩三年,都已經諗緊唔做空姐之後可以做d乜,仲想趁自己仲有青春同能力o既時候,快快手手轉工。

    聽佢地講完,講到空姐係一份「沒有明天」o既工,做左空姐就永冇翻身o既機會咁。小溫只係老粗一名,唔清楚空姐退役之後響airline仲有冇其他出路行下。

    不過,既然妳咁唔喜歡做OL,不如一路做空姐一路去進修,然後睇下有冇其他出路。

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  14. 奇怪,用blogger account反而留唔到言-_-!
    睇左尼度有一"小"段時間啦, 決定留個言^_^
    其實無必要諗咁多啦, 既然覺得尼份工"岩岩地"自己, 咁嘛做住先, 等到你"就來唔想做"果時,再去搵新既路囉, 講唔定果時你真系已經變左個"師奶"啦, 哈!
    btw: 袋好張社工證, 話唔定有朝一日你又會想拿返出來用(如果無期限的話...^_^)
    to 賓架, 如果真系俾你等到果時, 果D會care你年齡既男人, 唔會系你個Mr.Right, 亦無必要在意佢地既諗法...
    一句話: 走自己的路, 讓別人打的去吧!

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